Friday, December 9, 2011

The 12 Days of Hong Kong Christmas 2011



On the first day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the second day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the third day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 4 stabbed by giggling masked man, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 5 asshole teens, 4 stabbed by giggling masked man, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 6 years for feng shui sexorcist, 5 asshole teens, 4 stabbed by giggling masked man, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 7 years for permanent residency… um, yeah, about that…, 6 years for feng shui sexorcist, 5 asshole teens, 4 stabbed by giggling masked man, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the eight day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 8 muggers beaten down by old guy, 7 years for permanent residency… um, yeah, about that…, 6 years for feng shui sexorcist, 5 asshole teens, 4  stabbed by giggling masked man, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 9 dead in suspected arson fire, 8 muggers beaten down by old guy, 7 years for permanent residency… um, yeah, about that…, 6 years for feng shui sexorcist, 5 asshole teens, 4 stabbed by giggling masked man, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 10 months for selling pirated “2012” , 9 dead in suspected arson fire, 8 muggers beaten down by old guy, 7 years for permanent residency… um, yeah, about that…6 years for feng shui sexorcist5 asshole teens4 stabbed by giggling masked man3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 11/11/11 weddings, 10 months for selling pirated “2012” , 9 dead in suspected  arson fire, 8 muggers beaten down by old guy, 7 years for permanent residency… um, yeah, about that…, 6 years for feng shui sexorcist, 5 asshole teens, 4 stabbed by giggling masked man, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Hong Kong gave to me, 12 Mr. Hong Kong finalists, 11/11/11 weddings , 10 months for selling pirated “2012” , 9 dead in suspected arson fire, 8 muggers beaten down by old guy, 7 years for permanent residency… um, yeah, about that…, 6 years for feng shui sexorcist, 5 asshole teens, 4 stabbed by giggling masked man, 3 days of civil-rights violations, 2 schoolgirls terrorized by soldiers’ ghosts and a mob on an Apple shopping spree.

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